Total Medals Earned: 356 (From 56 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,290 Points
Medals Earned: 12/21 (320/380 points)
Medals Earned: 1/16 (5/280 points)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (20/20 points)
Medals Earned: 1/20 (5/500 points)
Medals Earned: 2/11 (30/285 points)
Medals Earned: 10/17 (275/525 points)
Medals Earned: 5/22 (45/500 points)
Medals Earned: 14/20 (210/485 points)
Medals Earned: 3/8 (20/205 points)
Medals Earned: 2/26 (50/500 points)
The sound of silence...
It's just too hard to resist...
Sometimes things are best kept to yourself!
Sometimes you just have to establish dominance.
Ohh noo! She's beached as bru!
Drink til you drop.
Proven to double your chances!
Ahh... There's nothing like a little Asian takeaway!
Treat her like a lady.
...a hell of a good time!
There's clearly no one that you can't please!
You are officially the master of scoring!
Let's take this outside!
Only losers give up and go home alone.
Love hurts.
Fun to ride, but don't let anyone catch you on one.
Nothing like that first taste of cold beer!
Put em up.
Chicks before dicks.
They looked like mints, but they weren't at all!
Can anyone say... Date rape?
Finish the first area
Obliterate the first boss with all weapon slots equipped
Defeat the second boss
Defeat the first boss
Fly 3,000 miles
Kill 4,000 enemies
Collect 2,000 gems (spending them is allowed)
Use each weapon in the game at least once
Defeat the fourth boss
Reach level 20
Defeat the third boss
Finish area 4 of AHK-372 with only a bullet rifle
Finish area 3 of Coeus without triggering any sentry lights
Finish area 4 of Erebos without taking any damage
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Mr. Lester... First name Mo.
Stranger Danger commercial!
Never take candy from strangers!
Complete the tutorial
Get an overall a rating
Kill your first enemy
Donate money to the snow man
Kill one hundred enemies
Help the penguins start a family
Redeem yourself to the sheriff
Help Stabby break out of jail
Return the farmer's pig
Kill one thousand enemies
Defeat the fish boss
Defeat the jelly fish boss
Find one thousand coins
Defeat the spider boss
return the old mans speedos
Beat the final boss
Complete all levels
Beat a level set without dieing
Find one million coins
Allow a fish to die and plug his own hole.
Kill at least eight BP divers in a single game with dead blowfish.
Destroy at least eight blowfish in a single game with other dead blowfish.
Make a diver accidentally swim into a mine.
Destroy at least eight mines in a single game with dead blowfish.
Last long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward on his yacht.
Get a single Bullet Bill torpedo to kill two BP divers.
Survive long enough to destroy BP and Tony Hayward without dying.
Kill no divers or submarines, but still destroy the BP oil rig in a single game.
Kill at least five submarines in a single game.
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Kill 9 horses
Take down the BAE Hawk
Crush 10 kayaks
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Kill 10 sky divers
Conquer the first base.
Find the blue backpack.
Find the green backpack.
Conquer the second base.
Find the orange backpack.
Find the black backpack.
Find the gray backpack.
Find the pink backpack.
Find the purple backpack.
Find the red backpack.
Find the sky blue backpack.
Find the white backpack.
Find the yellow backpack.
Conquer the fourth base.
Conquer the sixth base.
Conquer the third base.
Conquer the fifth base.
Conquer the seventh base.
Find all 11 backpacks.
Reach General rank.
Perform 200 headshots
Restore 1000 HP in one game
Survive 1 minute with HP below 30%
Collect 200 bottles of Tequila
Kill 10 zombie Spocks
Kill 150 zombies with Machete/Tonfa
Kill 643 zombies
Collect 100 Chili Peppers
Kill 200 zombie dogs
Kill 300 bad zombie girls
Kill 50 bonus vultures
Kill the 2nd boss
Kill the 1st boss
Kill the 3rd boss
Kill 666 zombies with Chainsaw
Kill 100 zombies with Rocket Guitar
Perform Massacre 50 Kills combo
Purchase all the weapons and armors
Collect $300.000
Kill 65 bosses and/or mini-bosses
Finish the game
Kill 30 people in one life
Buy all the upgrades from the shop
Don't kill anybody before finish the game
Hug 10 lumberjacks until death!
Hug 10 hobos before finish the game, and don't kill anyone of them
Finish the game with more than 9000 points without killing anyone
100 Kills with the magnum
150 Kills in a match
Kill an enemy by shooting them with a grenade dart, and then with a spiked grenade
Perform an execution
50 Kills with a Single Glock 18
50 Kills with a Single Beretta
100 Kills with the PANCOR Jackhammer
100 Kills with the Spike Grenade Launcher
100 Kills with the Laser Cannon
50 Kills with a Single Lever Shotgun
100 Kills with the Grenade Dart Launcher
Kill an enemy by shooting them with at least 4 different weapons
Kill an enemy by only throwing weapons at them
100 Kills with dual Glock 18's
100 Kills with the Thompson
100 Kills with the Rebound Shotgun
100 Kills with the Acid Grenade Launcher
150 Headshots in one match
100 Kills with dual Berettas
100 Kills with dual Lever Shotguns
100 Kills with the Lead Pipe
100 Kills with the Tavor
100 Kills with the Arrow Gun
100 Kills with the M1187
Get a kill with every weapon during a single match
100 Kills with Artifact 19
